Smile - Joel Piper
I’m gonna smile when the rain falls; laugh when the storm comes raging, raging. I’m gonna smile through the bad times, turn them into good times.
Posted 7 years ago
Rockstar/Band Rumors I Love
So…there’s always some sort of rumor flying about a rockstar. And honestly? Some of them crack me the fuck up. Here’s some of my favorite ones to date.
1. Gabriel Garcia is gay or bi-sexual. Uhm…no. Just-no. I’ve met Gabriel at three different shows and he is not gay or bi. He’s honestly one of the sweetest, most polite, and attentive guys I’ve ever met. And to that guy who said he sucked Gabriel’s dick in LA last year? Dude. You’re just wishing you could have.
2. Val cheated on Matt with Alex from Atreyu and she’s having Alex’s baby! Uhm…well. Since Matt and Val are happily married and I don’t see a kid that’s half-Val, half-Alex running around…I doubt that ever went down. Not to mention…she and Matt are married and seems like they have their own kid on the way.
3. Michelle cheated on Brian the night before their first anniversary and he was so upset that he walked off stage in the middle of a show. Yeah…yeah. People straight up said they were at the show where this happened and…Brian never once just up and left the stage. And I think someone asked Dan where Brian and Michelle were and he told the person that the couple was up in the hotel room because Brian was boning his wife.
4. Michelle cheated on Brian and he was so distraught that he ran off into the woods and no one could find him. Yet again…yeah. I’m guessing that since Michelle and Brian are still together and married, cheating never happened. And since Brian is still floating around…I don’t think he ran away into the woods and couldn’t be found.
5. Brian and Zacky only come to the after parties to pick up floozies, because they like blondes and blowjobs at four in the afternoon. This one isn’t a rumor that’s really floating out and about in the fandom, but I was told this by someone when I was at Uproar. I sweetly turned around and asked the guy if he realized that Brian and Zacky were both married (not to mention Michelle and Gena both have some shade of blonde hair) and maybe they were getting the blowjobs from their ladies. Apparently he didn’t know that there was a Mrs. Brian Haner or a Mrs. Zachary Baker.
There’s probably a few more that I could think of that crack me the absolute fuck up, but I think five is a good number to start with.
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